Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
God I need to hump something, right now.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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