her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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