All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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