i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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