we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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