One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
