He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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