Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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