1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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