My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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