you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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