Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
