It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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