you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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