lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
