google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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