Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
And then my night got REAL pukey
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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