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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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