yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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