that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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