just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
