is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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