Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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