i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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