So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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