i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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