you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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