Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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