hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Text me some of your sweat
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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