My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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