Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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