I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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