if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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