So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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