god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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