im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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