He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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