there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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