Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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