I don't think brook has ever known best
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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