I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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