i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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