I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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