Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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