Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
