So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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