absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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