I like my sex mixed with concussions.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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