So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
