This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
