I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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