Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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