So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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