so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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